Friday, December 28, 2007
Tuesday, December 25, 2007
Friday, December 21, 2007
Chances are Mark Prior will sign a one year deal with the San Diego Padres, unless the Houston Astros make a late push.
The Cubs decided not to offer Prior a contract for the 2008 season and cut ties with the second overall pick in the 2001 draft. This upsets me as a Cubs fan because he is still young and I know with the luck(or curse) of the Cubs he will return to his 2003 form.
When Prior signs with his new team I am going to contact the comapny Steve Bartman works for and tell them to relocate him.
Christmas is Tuesday and if you are like us, you probably have some shopping left to do. Here are some last minute ideas for the sports fan in your family:
1) Electric Football
3)Rock'em Sock'em Robots
4) Jordan vs. Bird
Enjoy, I know we did when we were kids.
Seriously, collegiate athletes are picking up some nasty women. First there was the Duke Lacrosse caper, now The Big Lead led us to this UNC Football caper.
Here is a picture of the girl in question, and wow is she a looker, but that's not all, here is we think Nell Carter helping out the cause (go to the second picture). Now you can read the story at The Big Lead, we'll basically mimic what they have to say. But seriously are they just picking up ugly tramps or what?
I mean the Basketball rivalry between UNC-Duke is pretty heated, but is the rivalry for picking up the biggest skank now something that needs to be looked at? Athletes should pulling in some Grade A tail, I don't call this it. Seriously are women THAT bad in that area? I can't wait to see what NC State will come up with now...
Crazy Joe Davola Photog (The Big Lead)
It's been a crazy two weeks here at Friends of Crazy Joe Davola, we've been linked in S.I and ESPN, already gotten more hits than ever expected, and no longer have to be under nazi regime.
We all went to IPFW, a small crap university in Fort Wayne, Indiana. Anyways they went DI a couple years back and never have smelled success, likely never will (or at least I hope). Anyways they lost a tough ROAD game last night to Kent State. Now since it's a home game for Kent State, you know calls might go their way.
Anyways IPFW's amazing S.I.D writes the stories in the online version, here a capsule of what he said after the loss:
"Then, on the next trip up the floor, a controversial offensive foul was called on IPFW junior forward David Carson, giving the Flashes the ball right back.
That is when Fisher got his layin to go, and seal the 9th win of the season for KSU."
Now I understand being upset about a loss, when your team maybe gets 1 road victory a year, but I doubt the referees were out to intentionally screw IPFW, come on now. Even if the call was "controversial" it was probably the right one, suck it up and say an offensive foul happened. Lets not be one-sided and stupidly blind.
Face facts, IPFW isn't that good, their record should be 2-7 since most teams don't count games against NAIA schools in actual play. I can only hope Ball State beats them for their first win...
Thursday, December 20, 2007
The first role I remember him in was the god awful show Webster, I barely even remember it to this day, except the girl in the show had huge cans. It turns out the girl with the huge cans was Karras real life wife, Susan Clark. Also you know the show is good when Eugene Roche is in it.
While I finally grew older I remember watching Blazing Saddles with my dad. It still to this day remains one of my favorite movies. Karras played Mongo the dimwitted bad guy turned good, after Sheriff Bart tricks him "looney tunes" style. Just the pure size of Mongo in that movie is impressive.
Then came Porky's, the true adolescent male movie. If you're ages of 12-21 and never seen this movie, what is your problem? Karras starred in the move as Porky's brother and Sheriff of Wallacetown. Karras once again shows his inner bad ass in this movie, giving many quotable lines in it, to match the rest of the great movie. It also stars Karras wife, as Cherry Forever, in one of the more memorable scenes in the movie
But where is Karras now? I did some searching around but didn't find much. I did find out that he is also from Indiana along with us. But Alex Karras is a true man's man, and stars in two of the greatest comedies ever.
"He plays with baseballs like they are his toys, he jumped up one day on the counter and snatched it. He likes rawhide. He tore that thing to pieces. Nobody knows that. I'll keep what's left of it."
Why is there always controversy with the ball every time the Red Sox win a world series?
We have found the image of Boss chewing the ball:
Besides, NO ONE REALLY CARES!
My friends, the NFL playoffs are right around the corner and the conference that everybody will be paying attention to is the AFC. In fact, why even have the NFC playoffs? They might as well just hand the Vince Lombardi trophy to the winner of the AFC Championship game.
This is how the playoff seedings will look after week 17:
1. New England Patriots
2. Indianapolis Colts
3. San Diego Chargers
4. Cleveland Browns
5. Jacksonville Jaguars
6. Pittsburgh Steelers
San Diego 27 Pittsburgh 13
Jacksonville 28 Cleveland 24
Jacksonville heads to New England and wins a tough, hard fought game, 24-21, to hand New England their first loss of the season.
Indianapolis over San Diego, 31-24, to avenge a loss earlier in the season.
Finally, the matchup that Jacksonville has been craving, a chance to beat their dreaded rivals for their first trip to the Super Bowl. Unfortunately, their coach Jack Del Rio melts down along with the defense and ends up falling short for the third time this season, 21-17.
Indy makes their second trip to the Super Bowl in as many years and pulls off the upset against TO and Romo, 27-17, for their second consecutive Super Bowl championship.
That, my friends is how the AFC and the Super Bowl will shake out.
We'd like to congratulate Larry on his future endeavours with hair, it's not every day you see a former player go to a Paul Mitchell Hair Salon School
Wednesday, December 19, 2007
It seems like all I have been posting about is the Dallas Cowboys, but this is too good to pass up.
Turns out Terrell Owens is not a fan of Jessica Simpson:
"Right now, Jessica Simpson is not a fan favorite -- in this locker room or in Texas Stadium."
Are you serious? Lets blame Jessica Simpson for the teams piss poor performance. NOW I HAVE HEARD EVERYTHING!
"With everything that has happened, obviously with the way Tony played and the comparison between her and Carrie Underwood, I think a lot of people feel she has taken his focus away, other than that, she was high on my list until last week."
"Oh, I got a message for her when we make the playoffs. Just stay tuned."
We can't wait to hear what TO has to say, but who knows maybe Romo will be over Jessica and continue down his list of celebrities to bone. We made a list for Mr. Romo:
1. Megan Fox
2. Sienna Miller
3. Ali Larter
The Indianapolis Star reports that Ball State is apologizing to former Men's Basketball Head Coach Ronny Thompson, for "unprofessional behavior" and "isolated incidents of racial hostility."
Whatever happened who cares, Ball State screwed up by hiring John Thompsons kid, that shouldn't come as a shock to any one, They should have never fired Head Coach Tim Buckley, but Ball State isn't done apologizing yet.
They are also sorry for this
And this...from the town of Muncie
Yeah, you have a lot more to apologize for
"I've been suspended 18 years for betting on my own team to win," he added. "I was wrong ... but these guys today, if the allegations are true, they're making a mockery of the game."
"If you're going to put these guys that supposedly did steroids into the
Hall of Fame, I mean I've got to get a shot somewhere," he said.
Tuesday, December 18, 2007
For those of you IU Basketball fans out there I'm sure you will remember Robert Vaden who played @ IU before transferring in 06 to follow the mule mug to UAB. Well, on Saturday when his new team UAB took on Kentucky he was nothing short of amazing. Vaden put up 28 in the second half to help rally the Blazers from a 12 point half-time deficit to win 79-76. He was 7-11 from beyond the arc which was one shy of the UAB record which Vaden set in the season opener. He ended up with a career high 33 points. If he keeps playing the way he is he may end up C-USA player of the year and could potentially go pro. That is unless, Mike Davis ruins it for him w/ his horrible coaching...here's the mule mug himself.
I do not miss seeing this dumb ass face every time I watch Indiana Basketball. Thank the lord in heaven he is gone...Here's another clip of him single handidly ruining IU's chances of winning against UK back in 02. Apparently, Davis mocked UK's fans by tapping his hand on his forehead after UAB beat them on saturday...what an idiot.
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Yes when you are the Heisman winner, things are good, how good? Well you can basically take your pick of any chick you wanted. Vote on which Tebow beauty is the hottest, even though we know it will be a onesided affair.... Voting occurs on the right hand side of the page...
Mike Brey is a decent coach, but the turtleneck-sporting stooge has put together the worst non-conference schedule I have ever seen. Here is his sked through December:
Long Island-W 82-50
Monmouth-W 76-33 (Virgin Islands Tourney)
Baylor-L 68-64 (Virgin Islands Tourney)
Georgia Tech -L 70-69 (Virgin Islands Tourney)
Youngstown St- W 87-75
Colgate- 94-63 (Crest and Arm & Hammer were not available)
Eastern Michigan- W 76-65
Kansas State- W 68-59
Northern Illinois- W 108-62
San Francisco- Dec 22
Brown- Dec 29
North Florida- Dec 31
What is ND Athletic Director Kevin White thinking allowing this horrid non-conference sked? It's obvious the selection committee in March is frowning more and more upon teams who don't challenge themselves in the first two months of the season.
Notre Dame has played just two teams in the top 100 in RPI, which are shockingly, Georgia Tech and Kansas State. Granted, they beat KSU, but Kansas State is clinging to No. 99 in the RPI, and will fall apart in the Big 12 anyway.
Why the shit schedule? Because Mike Brey is on a yearly basis trying to save his job in south bend and this is the only way he can do it, by going 10-2 every year in non-conference so his record looks decent after getting bitch slapped through the Big East conference sked.
So instead of playing for one of the all-time winningest programs in college basketball, who despite going through a rough season will be back in the elite soon enough, he wants to go play for a team that will be one of the last 4 chosen into the NCAA at best this season. Obviously, competing for that coveted fifth place Big East finish is more a focus than SEC titles and Final Four berths he could potentially get at Kentucky.
Welcome back TO, it has been awhile since you last voiced your opinion about getting the ball. Everyone thought you changed, but I knew you would not let yourself down. Owens feels that he is not being used properly; he just wants the damn ball.
He feels the Cowboys best chance of winning is when he gets the ball. You can't argue that when you look at the numbers: five catches for 58 yards and no touchdowns the last two games combined. In the previous seven, he had averaged seven receptions and 123 yards per game and scored 11 touchdowns.
Owens expressed his frustration Monday:
"We got to pay attention to detail, and I'm sure the coaches will see that, I mentioned it to [receivers coach Ray Sherman]. You know it's not a matter of guys doubling and triple-teaming me. I feel like in certain situations, I can outrun coverage."Maybe you can outrun the coverage, but can you hold on to the ball?
You want the ball? Hell Romo threw 11 balls your way last game and you ended up with only 2 catches for 37 yards and 1 drop. All 3 interceptions were thrown in your direction, granted Romo was off most of the day. So what should Dallas do? Owens has an answer:
"I think it's obvious the last two games, I haven't really moved around, I'm sure we'll go back to the drawing board and game plan and assess it. We all made some mistakes in the game."
Owens is right, they will go back to the drawing board, but it will probably be to run the ball more.
It was only a matter of time before TO came back to earth. Stay tuned for future TO blowups; it is only a matter of time.
Lets make no mistakes, Kentucky is horrible this year. Tubby would have gotten more out of this team, than Billy Gillispie is right now. The team has a true post presence in Patrick Patterson, and not much else. Even watching them play against IU this year, I wondered who half of these guys were on UK's roster.
The days of Kentucky running and gunning could be over. As tonight they play at Houston, a team that comes into the game 9-1. I think Billy will not win this game, or come close. Kentucky fans no doubt are mad about the way the season has gone.
On Cats Pause, the Rivals based Kentucky board, fans are angry at the way the season has been so far. In fact here are some of the more popular topics:
++++We have to understand Coach G and not criticize just yet++++
I feel very confident about tomorow night!!! (Great spelling on this one)
Seriously, does this team have a shot to make the NCAAs?
NIT Final Four/Championship vs. 1st/2nd Round loss in NCAAs
START SUPPORTING YOUR COACH AND PLAYERS !!!
While Kentucky is hurt by injuries with Jodie Meeks and Derrick Jasper out with injuries and Alex Legion leaving the team. This Kentucky team isn't that good, at all.
Gillispie known for being a tireless recruiter should be able to turn them around, no doubt, but this IU fan can now laugh in the face of UK. It's been a while....
"I hope I play every snap," said quarterback Tom Brady of remaining games against the Dolphins and Giants. "That's the most exciting part of my job is playing, not practicing. I know that."
Monday, December 17, 2007
Don't get me wrong, Tony Romo is living every straight males dream. Starting QB of an NFL team? Check. Ink a multi-million dollar contract? Check. Date a celebrity starlet? Check, check and CHECK!
I do not care who Tony Romo dates, but as a Cowboys fan I start to care when it hinders his play on the field. Jessica Simpson and the twins were at Texas Stadium this past Sunday to watch the Cowboys take on the Eagles and boy was it ugly.
Who are we kidding, if any of us could bone a different celebrity each month we would be out living our life just like Romo. Why not take full advantage of becoming a star overnight because you never know when it will all end.
Who can blame him though, she is fucking hot...
But this is crunch time in the NFL and the Cowboys are fighting for home-field throughout the playoffs. Right now they are tied for the best record in the NFC with Green Bay, but hold the tie-breaker because of their head-to-head win.
I think it is time for Romo to stop chasing tail until the season is over. I can't take another moment like last year...........
Saturday, December 15, 2007
Friday, December 14, 2007
The Colts secondary has improved greatly with their speed being a big asset to them. The Colts D which would roll over from the start, has actually been more of a catalyst for them this year. It all starts with the Colts secondary.
While Booger McFarland was injured before the season started, and Dwight Freeney was lost during the year, the Colts survived, also losing LB Rob Morris for the year and Freddy Keiaho for a time. The secondary has came through, but the secondary isn't putting up impressive numbers.
It's totally a Dungy group," Colts president Bill Polian said. "You won't find many people around the league who would rank these guys, except for Bob, real high in the pecking order because they don't have off-the-chart numbers and they're not spectacular in the way they play. They're not, quote, 'shut-down corners,' or any of that stuff.
"But in terms of the way we play and what we ask them to do, they're by far the best group we've had in the 10 years I've been here."
Just as many of you know Bob Sanders hits hard, how hard...
We understand that some players should jump to go pro early, in Ohio State's case thirteen of them understood the need to. While linebackers James Laurinaitis and Marcus Freeman should have no problem getting their name called, and some other Buckeyes as well, what is Todd Boeckman thinking?
I've watched Ohio State enough this year to know, that in my estimation Boeckman is a tad bit overrated. Most games I saw the offense was Chris "Beanie" Wells oriented and basically he never once threw for over 300 yards in a game.
Not that Boeckman can't make in the NFL, not saying that at all, but with Brennan, Brohm, and others coming out this year, no team will smell Boeckman in the first three plus rounds of the draft.
I understand also the need to get noticed, well you're going to be in the title game displaying yourself on the big stage, and if you have a JaMarcus Russell type game, that will do quite a bit for you, but I think it will be the Beanie Wells show along with the stout OSU defense this year.
Boeckman throwing his name in right now is laughable, he needs to come back. Then head to the show. But Tebow will be better than him anyways next year.
Thursday, December 13, 2007
I've been pondering, there have been many movies/TV shows that have basketball as a premise or major part of the movie. While some are gimmes the rest are guys I would want on my teams
PG: Scott Howard/Teen Wolf
There is no doubt in my mind he is the consumate point guard on the floor. And when he turns into the wolf, he's better than Jordan. While teammates can get angered at him, he found a way to keep his cool, play without the wolf and win the state championship. He was also coached very well it seems too. Here is some video we found from Rivals
SG: Prince, Lake Minnetonka, Minnesota
According to Charlie Murphy, the guy is a gamer. We uncovered some video of the real "Purple Jesus" and the dude can ball, an ideal scoring guard.
PF: Will Smith, Bel-Air Academy
The game changing power forward your team needs. Attended prep school to hone his skills and grades, moved from Philadelphia, and it basically worked. The "Fresh Prince" as he is called is athletic and can do everything on the court, a future lottery pick?
WF: Jimmy, parts unknown
Jimmy has a strength training regement that is unknown to most. Jimmy can jump, run, dunk and shoot. Jimmy is also a shrewd marketer as well, promoting himself quite a bit
SF: Jimmy Chitwood, Hickory High School, Indiana
This guy wants the ball at the end of the game. If this doesn't give you chills, I don't know what will
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There you go, I think it's a formidable starting line up. I dare anyone to find anything better than this all star crew
Misinformation, misinformation, misinformation. Rampant rumors that never materialized, boring, unintellectual writing, and gobs of non-sports issues make this blog #1 stinker in America, don't waste your time reading this, it's better to go to Fox News to get your info.
I remember as a kid playing baseball almost every single day, I would watch the Cubs because that was all I could get on TV at the time, even though I am/was a Reds Fan. I would play every summer probably like most kids did in the 80's.
Then something happened, the strike. I basically lost most interest in baseball if I hadn't already. I became fascinated with basketball, both college and NBA.
Then I watched Ripken and McGwire, started to gain interest back in the game, then lost it again, and now gained it back. I was pissed off that players helped themselves to gain an advantage in baseball.
You know what, when the Mitchell Report is released, it will shock some, maybe a lot of people, but I won't care. I'm basically sick of the steroid talk and scandal.
That's all major media outlets talk about, it's overkill. If you want to solve the problem ban them for life, get rid of the abusers. This society has became a haven for pussies, where is the tough love at? We need to take back the country and the sport that is OUR American past time.
Bud Selig no doubt has done nothing in my mind to make him a great commissioner. The All-Star flops, the no salary cap, moving the Brewers to the NL. I could go on and on. One thing for sure should be certain, when this report gets released all names should be banned for life, no questions about it. Get rid of them, make them pay back their salary to charities, maybe that would curb the abuse by players.
I'll read the list, look for Reds players, shrug my shoulders and go about my day. Come March and April when the NCAA tournaments winds down, I'll still be watching Fox Sports Cincinnati, steroid abusers or not
Joe Davola is mourning the loss of Ike Turner, former funk pioneer turned bad ass died yesterday in his home he was 76.
Not only was Ike a wife beater and drug abuser, but was a bad ass musician as well. Most of the stuff today on the r&b side and some music in the 70's was helped by Ike.
Too bad that bitch Tina Turner got in his way a couple of times.
Wednesday, December 12, 2007
Is it a surprise to anyone that after T.O. had his worst game of the season he finally runs his mouth? All the media has been on him and the fantastic season he has been having, but he can't handle the spotlight being taken off him for one game. Jason Witten has a career game and T.O. catches just 3 balls for 21 yards in a win against the Lions.
Last weekend former Dallas Cowboys receiver Keyshawn Johnson, now an analyst on ESPN's "Sunday NFL Countdown said he believed former Cowboys coach Bill Parcells deserves credit for the Cowboys 12-1 record. Keyahwan went on to say that Owens needs to stop picking on Bill and his old coaching staff.
Keyshawn loves Bill, so him standing up for Parcells is not surprising. What is surprising is Keyshawn trying to tell someone how to act....Is this not the same guy who wrote a book called, Just Give Me the Damn Ball!
Owens felt like responding to what Keyshawn had to say:
"I challenge him to come down here and take my job. ESPN producers, let him go. I'm probably the reason he's in the booth now. He's going to be a hater and throw me under the bus because he has to defend Bill. He won a Super Bowl and all, but you'd have to check the roster to know he was even on the team."
I thought to myself, Keyshawn won a Super Bowl? Turns out I did have to check the roster.
"We came out in the same year. He was a first-rounder and I was a third. Go compare our stats. He couldn't come down here now and be a third or fourth receiver on this team. Just compare our stats. It's not a matter of me giving or not giving Bill credit, everybody wants to make a big deal, that this is the team he built. It doesn't matter. ... My thing is give credit to Wade. The difference between Wade and Parcells is this: Parcells, he didn't use me as a playmaker; Wade, he got the staff, and that's what I'm being used as. Plain and simple, without trying to be negative or anything. I'm being used as a playmaker, and as I said, the proof is in the pudding."
Yes, Bill Parcells may have "shopped for the groceries" but Wade Phillips is "cooking the meal."
It just keeps going, and going, and going. The spygate stuff won't quit anytime soon with the Jets and Patriots playing this weekend and now complaints that the Jets last year taped the Pats.
Now there probably isn't a shot in hell the Jets are going to win this game, everyone knows this, but the Jets can make this interesting nevertheless.
It's still assumed relations are frosty with both of the coaches and franchises, and what would hurt the Patriots the most, take out their players.
While this would never happen, it's one and maybe the only way the Jets can get even. You feel slighted, abused that the Patriots did this, and what better way to get back at them is to end any chance of a Super Bowl victory for them.
Imagine seeing Brady get his knee broken, or Moss tearing an ACL, or something else bad happening after the Jets hit them hard and celebrate. The fans in New England would revolt, the rest of the NFL would laugh and celebrate.
It's time for the Jets to get revenge, they don't have the tools to match up with the Patriots, instead they need to level the playing field and that means putting a licking on some of their key players.
According to Altschuler, Thomas said, "We're missing layups because you're booing."
According to Altschuler, Thomas invoked the phrase "Sixth Man," explaining what a crowd should be. Thomas mentioned Indiana and North Carolina as crowds that the Garden should emulate, she said.
She said Thomas blamed a Quentin Richardson airball on the boos. Thomas could be seen by reporters in the third quarter exchanging words with fans, and did not deny it later.
Tuesday, December 11, 2007
This is for our friend Earl and the many Boston Red Sox fans like him.
Not sure what to get for that Red Sox obsessed fan on your christmas list. Well we have found the perfect gift for any member of Red Sox Nation.......wait for it..........MANNY RAMIREZ GAME-USED UNDERWEAR.
Stalker....I mean collector,Phil Castinetti, has somehow gotten his hands on a collection of All-Star undies and he’s selling them on eBay. Jason Varitek’s game-used spandex went fo $255. Matt Clement’s Spandex sold for $430!
Other items include Manny's game-used Do-Rag, Kevin Youkilis game-used Spandex, and Hideki Okajima game-used Spandex, along with others.
So how did they get these items? Well rumor has it that at the end of the season, the Sox throw the stuff out and some dumpster-diving Fenway employees retrieved it.
Enjoy you freaks of Red Sox Nation!
While freshman seem to be certainly shaping up the landscape of College Basketball this year, which one is truly the best? There can be an arguments for each of the five on the list, and others that did not make the list because of a dislike or we just don't think they're in the same level as the following five.
1. Eric Gordon, Indiana University
The 6'4" 215 pound freshman is the best thing to come to IU since Isiah Thomas. He is not a prototypical guard, but one with muscle. IU's Final Four dreams hinge on Gordon this year. Averaging 24.3 ppg, 3.5 rpg and shooting 53.4 % from the field.
2. Kevin Love, UCLA
The 6'10" 260 pound center looks to be the final piece in building a UCLA championship squad. Love has amazing hands for a big guy, great inside/outside touch and has a big body for rebounding. It's no doubt that I like UCLA to win this year for a reason. Love averages 16.7 ppg and 10.1 rpg.
3. Michael Beasley, Kansas State
Beasley has the most gaudy numbers of all the freshman, but he's a man beast. The 6'10" 235 pound man child is pretty strong for his age, and we think he's got the #1 secured thus far in the draft. Beasley is putting up 25.0 ppg and 14.3 rpg
4. Derrick Rose, Memphis
The heady, quick point guard could also be Memphis' missing piece to make it finally to the Final Four this year. Rose is a bigger point guard, and that helps him out tremendously on the court and fits in well with Calapari's style. Rose averages 15.9 ppg, 4.29 apg and 5.7 rpg
5. Ricky Roe, Western University
This big time recruit from French Lick, Indiana had all the coaches drooling over him, but chose to play for Pete Bell and Western University. There are rumblings about the program being corrupt and cash payments and tractors being funded to Roe and family
Monday, December 10, 2007
The former Big *1*0* Tailgate website has moved, and I really enjoyed reading a lot of their stuff since frankly I live in the middle of Big 10 country. The website was facing legal challenges from the suits at the Big Ten conference on copyright infringements on their name.
All of this for a measly blog? Why can't thousands of people get the Big Ten Network, and you want to shut down a blog? I remember seeing the video of the Penn State frat douchebags pelting an Ohio State fan on their and I've been hooked since.
The new site is Busted Coverage, and is one of my favorites because it has humor, Big 10 sports, and lovely ladies.
You can go their to read all about the Big 10's frivolous crap, and be treated in which should be a regular read in your blog roll
Purdue men's basketball coach Matt Painter needed something to lure recruits into West Lafayette, since it's basically part of the armpit of Indiana. We stumbled upon how he is luring in recruits to West Lafayette with fake promises of playing with females.
What a liar Painter is, showing a girl playing with men on a basketball court. Lord knows that will never happen.
We know jewelry can be expensive. But for your girlfriend, wife or hot secretary at work, here is something that is both affordable and looks damn good. Hey...they work.
I just ordered 400 of them
An Indiana newspaper that we are familiar with has a section in the paper called "The Rant," where people write in about their petty problems like traffic, snow and leaf removal and our favorite, Daylight Savings Time. Like it is so damn hard to change your clocks twice a year.
Skip and I get bored during the day sometimes, and we send some rants in. Most are legit, but some are not, for instance, this one...
"A big thank you to the man in the West State Plaza parking lot who ran over my foot while I was loading groceries, then drove away laughing while listening to “No Can Do” by Hall and Oates."
For everyone's information, I made that up. What can I say, I love Hall and Oates. Who knows if whoever put this in is just dumb or saw it as amusing and had to run it. Either way its hilarious.
Here is the video, in honor of such a dynamic duo.