Cowboy fans, what would you rather look at?

So what Tony Romo went on a vacation to Mexico with busty vixen Jessica Simpson, will this affect his game? Who knows, I personally want the Giants to win anyways, but seriously, lets take a look at what Tony Romo could be looking at in both cases:

Practice Field:

Or this:

Personally, I would take a nice set of juggs over a bunch of muscled up dudes any day. But hey that's just me. You know they saying only steers and queers come from Texas

Bruce Weber is an idiot

It doesn't take much for any realistic person to hate Illinois Men's Basketball coach Bruce Weber, the whiny voice, the silver hair, he was an assistant at Purdue, his whiny voice, the orange blazer, I could go on for days. But now that he quickly realized the honeymoon is over, old Brucie is struggling.

With a three game losing streak, Brucie thinks going on the road in the Big Ten may solve some problems. Get real Bruce, tonight they have Wisconsin on the road and then the Illini travel to #10 Indiana on Sunday, and you know Bruce will want this game, badly.

If any of you follow college basketball you know the story behind Eric Gordon, how he shunned Illinois to come to Indiana. Well as much as this IU fan loves seeing him, I can't wait to see him blast an Illinois team, that is looking plain horrid.

With HOME losses to Tennessee State, Miami of Ohio, and Penn State, even a chorus of Boos could be heard scattered across the arena, face facts Bruce, you're not a good coach, you took Bill Self's team and now you've proven to be an inept recruiter and a whiny bastard. Things don't look to good for him.

But since Brucie the saint now has the power of Worldwide Wes, watch out, they will contend again, although not ethically, like Bruce wants. He knows he's done in the Big Ten with the major upgrading in coaching over the last year. But Bruce likes to play ifs and whats as well.

"As Weber noted, without Legion and Jamar Smith, who's redshirting as a result of last year's DUI incident, the Illini are without 'our two best scorers.' "

Jamar Smith shouldn't be playing, he should be in jail, and Alex Legion where do we start with him. Well Bruce, if IU had landed Derrick Rose and Michael Beasley we'd be the #1 team in America as well.

LSU Lady Fan is sucking an "air cock"

Take a look at the ESPN front page and this LSU Fan on the front cover, the chick totally looks like she is sucking an air cock. I mean her jaw is in perfect formation, lips are abound and looks like she is ready to tackle about anything.

Christ, talk about taking a bad photo

Crazy Joe's Conquests: Back with a vengeance

Why are these girls celebrating with a lap dance? Crazy Joe Davola just made their dreams come true by taking them back to his lair and ravaging them.

Congrats girls, you were the start of Davola's renaissance, he is back on the market after a small fling with a woman from Pendant Publishing that didn't end very well.

Look in the coming weeks for more of Crazy Joe's conquests, the guy has game.

After kicking them out so he could get his makeup prepared for a play he is performing in tonight, Davola told me, "I have Kiboshed before, and I will Kibosh again."

Whata legend.

My favorite "The Genital" quotes

Skindog posted a plethora of memorable quotables from Bob Knight yesterday, but he neglected to post my favorite of all time.

Probably not suitable for work, unless you work with The Genital himself.

Turdue enjoys backstabbing their coaches

Has anyone done more for a mediocre program over a substantial period of time than Joe Tiller at Purdue? Now, it seems after years of loyalty and turning around a morbid program, Purdue is planning to move on without Wilfred Brim....um, I mean Tiller.

According to various reports, Purdue is planning on hiring Wisconsin offensive coordinator Paul Chryst to coach on the staff and take over when Tiller "retires", which means after he is canned for leading the team to another mid-level bowl. The kicker is that Purdue has neglected to involve Tiller in this process. It's news to Tiller that his successor is being saught after at this point.

Have Purdue fans forgotten when their football program was in worse shape than Indiana's? It's more likely the next coach will take them back to being crappy than leading them to the next level.

Maybe after he is shitcanned Tiller will change his name to Henry Atkins and become this country's next Postmaster General.

And sorry about that diabetes Mr. Tiller.

Bob Knight: He Always Keeps You Wanting More

We are all die-hard Indiana Basketball fans and it still kills most of us(minus Trip) to see Bob Knight coaching another team.

Besides coaching, one of the great things about Coach Knight are the classic interviews and press conferences he gives. This past Saturday, Bob decided to bring his grandson to the post game press conference. It is nothing great, but it is still classic Coach Knight.

Here are what ESPN considers to be his Top Ten soundbites.

Those were good, but we like this one a little bit better.(language NSFW)

BREAKING NEWS: June Jones is an idiot

After leading a team that finished undefeated (with big wins over perennial powers Washington and Boise State) to an embarrassing loss in the Sugar Bowl to Georgia, proving they didn't belong with the big boys, Hawaii coach June Jones has accepted the job at Southern Methodist.

Whata moron. Here's why:

1) Why leave Hawaii, let me say that again HAWAII, for SMU? SMU is located in Dallas, known more for teams full of druggies and criminals, along with assassinations. Jones can go 12-0 or 11-1 every year in paradise with skanks in grass skirts abound. The guy is approaching old man age anyway. Living in Hawaii could add a few years to his life, especially if he stays at the Hawaiian Hideaway.

2) Why go to SMU? That shithole program went 1-11 last season and is known best for the "Death Penalty" given to the football team in 1986 that prohibited them from competing for a year, along with other penalties. Wow, Jones chose a real winner there.

3) Why not have a few more seasons of two or fewer losses, then translate that into a job with a real football program? At least one in one of the power conferences and not a member of the powerful Conference USA.

Sanders Gets Another Big Hit: AP Defensive Player of the Year

Bob Sanders has just been nominated the AP Defensive Player of the Year, netting 31 out of a possible 50 first place votes.

Antonio Cromartie of the San Diego Chargers came in second place with a distant 3 first place votes.

This is the first time a defensive player from the Colts has received the highest honor for a defensive player in the franchise's storied history.

Great job Bob, keep up the hard hitting!!

I've just got one request, pave the way to the Colts' second straight Super Bowl title!!!!!!

James Hardy forgoes senior year at Indiana, enters NFL Draft

Any team in the NFL need a 6'7" receiver with 4.5 speed and great hands? Well there will be one available come April. James Hardy will forgo his senior year at Indiana and enter the NFL Draft.

Hardy who was primarily going to be a basketball player at IU grew into the best receiver ever at the University, breaking most of the records. Being from Ft. Wayne, I can remember him going to state in basketball, and him being a silky smooth wing player.

He made the right choice, sticking with football. Hardy will likely be a first or second round draft pick. I still would love to see Peyton Manning tossing a deep route to him....