New first feature: Crazy Joe's Conquests

Why are these two lovely ladies that let their hands do some exploring look so happy?

Joe Davola has noticed them at a local club, that's why.

Joe serenaded them with some Pavarotti, then lured them back to his lair by promising he would take their pictures and add them to his collection on his wall.

Crazy Joe, a womanizing idol to us all.