Thursday, April 10, 2008

Crazy Joe's Conquests




Look at this fucking slut, Crazy Joe Davola got picked up for kicking a guy in the head, and she took him back to her apartment. Joe liked what he saw and ravaged the female. He hates her an 8 on the kibosh scale, and one day hopes to kibosh again with her

PEOPLE OF AMARILLO BEWARE!

...RED FLAG WARNING IN EFFECT UNTIL 9 PM CDT THIS EVENING...
THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN AMARILLO HAS ISSUED A RED FLAG WARNING FOR THE SOUTHERN TEXAS PANHANDLE... WHICH IS IN EFFECT UNTIL 9 PM CDT THIS EVENING.

WEST TO NORTHWEST WINDS WILL REACH SPEEDS OF 35 TO 45 MPH THIS AFTERNOON. IN ADDITION...THESE WESTERLY WINDS WILL BRING IN DRIER AIR...RESULTING IN RELATIVE HUMIDITIES OF 15 PERCENT OR LESS ACROSS THE SOUTHERN TEXAS PANHANDLE. THIS COMBINATION OF WINDY AND DRY WEATHER WILL RESULT IN CRITICAL FIRE CONDITIONS THROUGH 9 PM.

A RED FLAG WARNING MEANS THAT CRITICAL FIRE WEATHER CONDITIONS ARE EITHER OCCURRING NOW...OR WILL SHORTLY. A COMBINATION OF STRONG WINDS...LOW RELATIVE HUMIDITY...AND DRY FUELS WILL CREATE EXTREME FIRE GROWTH POTENTIAL.

HOLY SHIT TAKE COVER

Moustache of the Day


Coming Friday: Louis Tully, a 1-on-1 interview


First of all, thanks for all you folks who still visited this site despite 2 months of inactivity. I will let Skip Hooligan officially welcome you back.

I dont have much time today, but coming tomorrow is an interview with your favorite health nut/Brie eater/Keymaster, LOUIS TULLY.

What makes this man tick? Did he get it on with the Gatekeeper? Find that out and more on Friday.

John Parr's Words of Wisdom

YOU BROKE THE BOY IN ME, BUT YOU WON'T BREAK THE MAN!

Skip Hooligan's Fearless Predictions




CUBS WILL FINISH LAST
SINCE THEY ARE TRASH
BEAT THAT SKINDOG

Wednesday, February 13, 2008

As an IU fan, Sampson and Greenspan need to go

This is an absolute shame, that the University I love and have a degree from could be realing from facing Major Violations due to Kelvin Sampson being an absolute dumbass. The time is now to send him, and Athletic Director Rick Greenspan packing.

Ever since Bob Knight left, IU has been in a tail spin, first the uber dumbass hiring of Mike Davis by NCAA dimwit Myles Brand, and keeping him for six years as well. Then Greenspan hired Sampson, knowing all the baggage that was brought in. Ridiculous.

Sampson's trademark defense isn't there, and the offense lacks much beyond a one-on-one show, to let Eric Gordon do his thing. Gordon would be better suited to get the ball in his hands and make things happen, not shoot an array of 30 footers.

But, it has come to this. Major Violations, MAJOR! All because Sampson is a dumb shit. This is not what IU or the Big Ten needs which will be facing it's lowest post season tourney bids in a long time. It's time to clean house, and bring back the respectability that has been lost with IU for a long time now.

Monday, February 4, 2008

To us Colts fans, that was almost as good as last year

Don't get me wrong, nothing is better than winning a Super Bowl. SkinDog, Floyd, and I have all witnessed our favorite teams win one in our lifetime, as did Trip with the Bears but he was probably 3 or 4, which means he didn't remember much of it, or any at all. But last night when everything was said and done, and the evil empire was beaten, it was an amazing feeling.

Everyone has there team that is despised the most, whether it be the Cubs, Yankees, Cowboys, Duke basketball, and the Patriots. The Patriots tends to be my most hated rival.

While last year I was happy and jubilient the Colts won, but something was more right this year. I didn't hate the Bears, there isn't much to hate about Lovie Smith and company, I just basically wanted a Colts victory. This year was different, the Pats are hated, hated for good reasons. The cheating, and smugness of the quarterback and coach. The clam headed Red "Sachs" fans and nature of the beast that is New England, it's easy to hate them.

Overall, there is a pep in my step today. It's not the same as winning a Super Bowl, but for some reason, it feels pretty damn good.

Saturday, January 26, 2008

Giants fan is a devout idiot.


A New York Giants fan, so excited his team made the Super Bowl, has decided to dye his dog blue for the upcoming game to show support for his Giants. While the article itself isn't funny, with a fake interview with the dog, what kind of fool does this?


Now I can see getting a puppy jersey or something similar but this is taking it really to far. He must be from Jersey....

Friday, January 25, 2008

Al Davis is who We thought He was.

If you look up self controlling idiotic NFL owner most would assume you would find a picture of Jerry Jones, but the fact is you will find a picture of this guy: Al Davis

Turns out Al Davis wants Lane Kiffin to resign as head coach of the Raiders. I guess a 4-12 record with a solid Offense led by the duo of Daunte Culpepper/Josh McCown throwing to the likes of Ronald Curry and Jerry Porter is just not good enough. Apparantly Davis thought Kiffin could perform miracles like walking on water.

According to ESPN is all started when Lane Kiffin wanted to fire defensive coordinator Rob Ryan; something Davis did not want to happen. Davis had promised Kiffin when he hired him that he would have more control over staff and personnel matters than recent Raiders coaches. Everyone knew that was a bunch of bull.

Now reports are saying that Al Davis wants to hire this guy:

Well next season the Raiders are going to be who we thought they would......now if you want to crown them, crown their asses. The Raiders will be who we thought they would be.

I think Lane Kiffin is going to be a very good coach in this league and to be honest this would be the best thing to happen to him. He should land a better job in the future.