PEOPLE OF BLACK RAPIDS, BEWARE!

Heavy Snow Warning
URGENT - WINTER WEATHER MESSAGE
NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE FAIRBANKS AK
731 AM ADT MON APR 14 2008
AKZ226-150000-
/X.CON.PAFG.HS.W.0008.000000T0000Z-080415T0600Z/

EASTERN ALASKA RANGE-
INCLUDING...MENTASTA LAKE...BLACK RAPIDS...DONNELLY DOME...
TRIMS CAMP...EAGLE TRAIL...MINERAL LAKE
731 AM ADT MON APR 14 2008

...HEAVY SNOW WARNING REMAINS IN EFFECT UNTIL 10 PM ADT THIS
EVENING...

A HEAVY SNOW WARNING REMAINS IN EFFECT UNTIL 10 PM ADT THIS
EVENING.

ADDITIONAL SNOWFALL AMOUNTS OF 2 TO 8 INCHES ARE EXPECTED FROM
THE TOK CUTOFF WEST THROUGH MONDAY AFTERNOON. TOTAL SNOW
ACCUMULATION OF 12 TO 18 INCHES CAN BE EXPECTED ALONG THE
RICHARDSON HIGHWAY FROM DONNELLY SOUTH. 2 TO 3 INCHES CAN BE
EXPECTED IN THE FORT GREELEY AREA. 7 TO 12 INCHES CAN BE EXPECTED
THROUGH MENTASTA PASS.

BLOWING SNOW MAY ALSO OCCUR THROUGH PASSES REDUCING VISIBILITY TO
LESS THAN ONE MILE AT TIMES.

A HEAVY SNOW WARNING MEANS HAZARDOUS WINTER WEATHER IS EXPECTED.

HOLY SHIT, THE RICHARDSON HIGHWAY, HOW CAN I GO TO WORK!
THE ACCUMULATION OF NEW SNOW WILL MAKE TRAVEL DIFFICULT.

PEOPLE OF SAUGATUCK, BEWARE

Special Weather Statement
SPECIAL WEATHER STATEMENT
NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE GRAND RAPIDS MI
1229 PM EDT FRI APR 11 2008
MIZ064-071-111700-
ALLEGAN-VAN BUREN-
1229 PM EDT FRI APR 11 2008

...SPECIAL WEATHER STATEMENT...
AT 1227 PM EDT...NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE DOPPLER RADAR INDICATED A
RAPIDLY DEVELOPING THUNDERSTORM NEAR BENTON HARBOR...MOVING
NORHTEAST AT 40 MPH.

LOCATIONS IMPACTED INCLUDE...
MCDONALD... COVERT... SOUTH HAVEN...
PULLMAN... ALLEGAN... FENNVILLE...
SAUGATUCK... HOPKINS...

GUSTY WINDS MAY CAUSE SMALL OBJECTS SUCH AS TRASH BINS TO BLOW
AROUND. STAY AWAY FROM HIGH OBJECTS OUTDOORS SUCH AS TREES. SEEK
SHELTER IN A STURDY STRUCTURE UNTIL THIS STORM HAS PASSED.

LAT...LON 4232 8635 4233 8633 4243 8630 4246 8628
4260 8626 4266 8622 4264 8556 4221 8623
4224 8624 4224 8633 4225 8638
TIME...MOT...LOC 1629Z 180DEG 0KT 4223 8629

HOLY SHIT, SECURE YOUR GARBAGE BINS RESIDENTS OF SAUGATUCK!

Earl wishes Skindog was a reporter

Compilation of Reporters Getting Owned - Watch more free videos

Crazy Joe's Laughs: The Diceman

HICKORY DICKORY DOCK, WHY DON'T YOU SUCK ON MY COCK

Crazy Joe's Conquests

Look at this fucking slut, Crazy Joe Davola got picked up for kicking a guy in the head, and she took him back to her apartment. Joe liked what he saw and ravaged the female. He hates her an 8 on the kibosh scale, and one day hopes to kibosh again with her

PEOPLE OF AMARILLO BEWARE!

...RED FLAG WARNING IN EFFECT UNTIL 9 PM CDT THIS EVENING...
THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN AMARILLO HAS ISSUED A RED FLAG WARNING FOR THE SOUTHERN TEXAS PANHANDLE... WHICH IS IN EFFECT UNTIL 9 PM CDT THIS EVENING.

WEST TO NORTHWEST WINDS WILL REACH SPEEDS OF 35 TO 45 MPH THIS AFTERNOON. IN ADDITION...THESE WESTERLY WINDS WILL BRING IN DRIER AIR...RESULTING IN RELATIVE HUMIDITIES OF 15 PERCENT OR LESS ACROSS THE SOUTHERN TEXAS PANHANDLE. THIS COMBINATION OF WINDY AND DRY WEATHER WILL RESULT IN CRITICAL FIRE CONDITIONS THROUGH 9 PM.

A RED FLAG WARNING MEANS THAT CRITICAL FIRE WEATHER CONDITIONS ARE EITHER OCCURRING NOW...OR WILL SHORTLY. A COMBINATION OF STRONG WINDS...LOW RELATIVE HUMIDITY...AND DRY FUELS WILL CREATE EXTREME FIRE GROWTH POTENTIAL.

HOLY SHIT TAKE COVER

Moustache of the Day

Coming Friday: Louis Tully, a 1-on-1 interview

First of all, thanks for all you folks who still visited this site despite 2 months of inactivity. I will let Skip Hooligan officially welcome you back.

I dont have much time today, but coming tomorrow is an interview with your favorite health nut/Brie eater/Keymaster, LOUIS TULLY.

What makes this man tick? Did he get it on with the Gatekeeper? Find that out and more on Friday.

John Parr's Words of Wisdom

YOU BROKE THE BOY IN ME, BUT YOU WON'T BREAK THE MAN!

Skip Hooligan's Fearless Predictions

CUBS WILL FINISH LAST

SINCE THEY ARE TRASH

BEAT THAT SKINDOG

As an IU fan, Sampson and Greenspan need to go

This is an absolute shame, that the University I love and have a degree from could be realing from facing Major Violations due to Kelvin Sampson being an absolute dumbass. The time is now to send him, and Athletic Director Rick Greenspan packing.

Ever since Bob Knight left, IU has been in a tail spin, first the uber dumbass hiring of Mike Davis by NCAA dimwit Myles Brand, and keeping him for six years as well. Then Greenspan hired Sampson, knowing all the baggage that was brought in. Ridiculous.

Sampson's trademark defense isn't there, and the offense lacks much beyond a one-on-one show, to let Eric Gordon do his thing. Gordon would be better suited to get the ball in his hands and make things happen, not shoot an array of 30 footers.

But, it has come to this. Major Violations, MAJOR! All because Sampson is a dumb shit. This is not what IU or the Big Ten needs which will be facing it's lowest post season tourney bids in a long time. It's time to clean house, and bring back the respectability that has been lost with IU for a long time now.

To us Colts fans, that was almost as good as last year

Don't get me wrong, nothing is better than winning a Super Bowl. SkinDog, Floyd, and I have all witnessed our favorite teams win one in our lifetime, as did Trip with the Bears but he was probably 3 or 4, which means he didn't remember much of it, or any at all. But last night when everything was said and done, and the evil empire was beaten, it was an amazing feeling.

Everyone has there team that is despised the most, whether it be the Cubs, Yankees, Cowboys, Duke basketball, and the Patriots. The Patriots tends to be my most hated rival.

While last year I was happy and jubilient the Colts won, but something was more right this year. I didn't hate the Bears, there isn't much to hate about Lovie Smith and company, I just basically wanted a Colts victory. This year was different, the Pats are hated, hated for good reasons. The cheating, and smugness of the quarterback and coach. The clam headed Red "Sachs" fans and nature of the beast that is New England, it's easy to hate them.

Overall, there is a pep in my step today. It's not the same as winning a Super Bowl, but for some reason, it feels pretty damn good.

Giants fan is a devout idiot.

A New York Giants fan, so excited his team made the Super Bowl, has decided to dye his dog blue for the upcoming game to show support for his Giants. While the article itself isn't funny, with a fake interview with the dog, what kind of fool does this?

Now I can see getting a puppy jersey or something similar but this is taking it really to far. He must be from Jersey....

Al Davis is who We thought He was.

If you look up self controlling idiotic NFL owner most would assume you would find a picture of Jerry Jones, but the fact is you will find a picture of this guy: Al Davis

Turns out Al Davis wants Lane Kiffin to resign as head coach of the Raiders. I guess a 4-12 record with a solid Offense led by the duo of Daunte Culpepper/Josh McCown throwing to the likes of Ronald Curry and Jerry Porter is just not good enough. Apparantly Davis thought Kiffin could perform miracles like walking on water.

According to ESPN is all started when Lane Kiffin wanted to fire defensive coordinator Rob Ryan; something Davis did not want to happen. Davis had promised Kiffin when he hired him that he would have more control over staff and personnel matters than recent Raiders coaches. Everyone knew that was a bunch of bull.

Now reports are saying that Al Davis wants to hire this guy:

Well next season the Raiders are going to be who we thought they would......now if you want to crown them, crown their asses. The Raiders will be who we thought they would be.

I think Lane Kiffin is going to be a very good coach in this league and to be honest this would be the best thing to happen to him. He should land a better job in the future.

NFL Playoff Picks

Floyd Hustle is in the lead at 7-1, Skip, SkinDog, and KDoles are 6-2. Trip coming in at 3-5 knows nothing about football and has no shot at winning our Playoff Picks.

Floyd:
New England over San Diego
Green Bay over New York

Skip:
New England over San Diego
Green Bay over New York

SkinDog:
New England over San Diego
Green Bay over New York

KDoles:(Is a cocksucker and has not sent in picks)
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Trip:(Has not sent in picks, but can you blame him?)
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Ok, so we're not sure if Tony Dungy is leaving yet

still no word on Tony Dungy leaving the Colts yet. We called Kirk Herbstreit up and he's gathering details with Les Miles, Bill Martin, Bobby Petrino and Nick Saban, so we're anxiously awaiting details.

stay tuned!

Crazy Joe's Conquests: Kristy Barnes

Kristy Barnes made a big splash with the Bayside wrestling team when she destroyed Valley's Skipper Scalnic to help the Tigers win their dual meet. She also (contrary to popular belief) boned AC Slater repeatedly behind Jessie Spano's back.

But recently, she was conquered by Crazy Joe Davola, who followed up his conquest of a few college skanks last week with a big success story this week.

Check out Kristy's highlights outside of Crazy Joe's darkroom...

Dungy: is he staying or going?

Indianapolis Colts Head Coach Tony Dungy is torn between his decision of whether or not to retire or stay with the Indianapolis Colts. The decision will be coming Monday...

We asked Kirk Herbstreit and his factual, er, information to report on the matter and are waiting for him to respond. Since Kirk Herbstreit reports nothing but the truth.

If Tony Dungy does plan on retiring, Assistant Coach Jim Caldwell will take over the reigns as the Colts new head coach.

Stay tuned for more on this matter in the next coming days

900 Wins is quite the feat...

Coach Bob Knight will always have a soft spot in the hearts of many Hoosiers, but he's also a figure you love or hate. His boorish attitude, asshole tactics, make him nearly impossible to like, but you can't deny that he is a remarkable head coach.

His 900th win came with an upset victory of #9 Texas A&M. Knight only being 69 years old could legitimately coach to get nearly 1000 wins, although that could take him roughly 5-6 years unless Texas Tech goes on some unbelieveable win streak in the next 3 years.

Coach Knight, having met the man once in my life, is something I'll never forget. He's just a huge figure, not only in size of the way he carries himself. Although he brings 90% of what comes to him on, most of the things he does now are fairly soft in comparaison to what he did back in the Indiana days. ESPN likes to make things bigger than what they seem anymore.

I'd like to congratulate Coach Knight on his 900th win, just don't turn things over to IU's best passer ever, Pat Knight.

Does Rich Rodriguez have something to hide?

And it's probably not millions of dollars either. Trip found this in the Charleston (WV) Gazette, and Rich Rod is up to something. Rodriguez destroyed, player files, and player activities all at West Virginia.

Rodriguez, which bolted before the Fiesta Bowl game was said to be in WV Puskar Center with another member of his staff that moved on, and found this out.

"the staff at the Puskar Center found that most of the files — including all of the player files — that had been stored in Rodriguez’s private office were missing. In addition, all of the players’ strength and conditioning files in the weight room were gone. "

It continues on to what Rodriguez did

"According to the source, the files in Rodriguez’s office that are now missing included everything from records regarding summer camps — financial and otherwise — to data on boosters, recruiting and most everything related to activities within the program during Rodriguez’s seven years at WVU."

"Most disturbing, though, is the absence of all of the players’ personal files, which included, among other things, contact information, scholarship money awarded, class attendance records and records on personal conduct and community service, be it positive or negative. "

Why would Rodriguez do this? I mean does he have something to hide? Is he dirty? These are all questions that probably need answered at some point in time.

It could also be an attempt for West Virginia to get back at Rodriguez for bolting to Ann Arbor as well, and to help get back the four million that Rodriguez owes. Whatever the situation is, something smells fishy in West Virginia.