PEOPLE OF BLACK RAPIDS, BEWARE!

Heavy Snow Warning
URGENT - WINTER WEATHER MESSAGE
NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE FAIRBANKS AK
731 AM ADT MON APR 14 2008
AKZ226-150000-
/X.CON.PAFG.HS.W.0008.000000T0000Z-080415T0600Z/

EASTERN ALASKA RANGE-
INCLUDING...MENTASTA LAKE...BLACK RAPIDS...DONNELLY DOME...
TRIMS CAMP...EAGLE TRAIL...MINERAL LAKE
731 AM ADT MON APR 14 2008

...HEAVY SNOW WARNING REMAINS IN EFFECT UNTIL 10 PM ADT THIS
EVENING...

A HEAVY SNOW WARNING REMAINS IN EFFECT UNTIL 10 PM ADT THIS
EVENING.

ADDITIONAL SNOWFALL AMOUNTS OF 2 TO 8 INCHES ARE EXPECTED FROM
THE TOK CUTOFF WEST THROUGH MONDAY AFTERNOON. TOTAL SNOW
ACCUMULATION OF 12 TO 18 INCHES CAN BE EXPECTED ALONG THE
RICHARDSON HIGHWAY FROM DONNELLY SOUTH. 2 TO 3 INCHES CAN BE
EXPECTED IN THE FORT GREELEY AREA. 7 TO 12 INCHES CAN BE EXPECTED
THROUGH MENTASTA PASS.

BLOWING SNOW MAY ALSO OCCUR THROUGH PASSES REDUCING VISIBILITY TO
LESS THAN ONE MILE AT TIMES.

A HEAVY SNOW WARNING MEANS HAZARDOUS WINTER WEATHER IS EXPECTED.

HOLY SHIT, THE RICHARDSON HIGHWAY, HOW CAN I GO TO WORK!
THE ACCUMULATION OF NEW SNOW WILL MAKE TRAVEL DIFFICULT.

PEOPLE OF SAUGATUCK, BEWARE

Special Weather Statement
SPECIAL WEATHER STATEMENT
NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE GRAND RAPIDS MI
1229 PM EDT FRI APR 11 2008
MIZ064-071-111700-
ALLEGAN-VAN BUREN-
1229 PM EDT FRI APR 11 2008

...SPECIAL WEATHER STATEMENT...
AT 1227 PM EDT...NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE DOPPLER RADAR INDICATED A
RAPIDLY DEVELOPING THUNDERSTORM NEAR BENTON HARBOR...MOVING
NORHTEAST AT 40 MPH.

LOCATIONS IMPACTED INCLUDE...
MCDONALD... COVERT... SOUTH HAVEN...
PULLMAN... ALLEGAN... FENNVILLE...
SAUGATUCK... HOPKINS...

GUSTY WINDS MAY CAUSE SMALL OBJECTS SUCH AS TRASH BINS TO BLOW
AROUND. STAY AWAY FROM HIGH OBJECTS OUTDOORS SUCH AS TREES. SEEK
SHELTER IN A STURDY STRUCTURE UNTIL THIS STORM HAS PASSED.

LAT...LON 4232 8635 4233 8633 4243 8630 4246 8628
4260 8626 4266 8622 4264 8556 4221 8623
4224 8624 4224 8633 4225 8638
TIME...MOT...LOC 1629Z 180DEG 0KT 4223 8629

HOLY SHIT, SECURE YOUR GARBAGE BINS RESIDENTS OF SAUGATUCK!

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PEOPLE OF AMARILLO BEWARE!

...RED FLAG WARNING IN EFFECT UNTIL 9 PM CDT THIS EVENING...
THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN AMARILLO HAS ISSUED A RED FLAG WARNING FOR THE SOUTHERN TEXAS PANHANDLE... WHICH IS IN EFFECT UNTIL 9 PM CDT THIS EVENING.

WEST TO NORTHWEST WINDS WILL REACH SPEEDS OF 35 TO 45 MPH THIS AFTERNOON. IN ADDITION...THESE WESTERLY WINDS WILL BRING IN DRIER AIR...RESULTING IN RELATIVE HUMIDITIES OF 15 PERCENT OR LESS ACROSS THE SOUTHERN TEXAS PANHANDLE. THIS COMBINATION OF WINDY AND DRY WEATHER WILL RESULT IN CRITICAL FIRE CONDITIONS THROUGH 9 PM.

A RED FLAG WARNING MEANS THAT CRITICAL FIRE WEATHER CONDITIONS ARE EITHER OCCURRING NOW...OR WILL SHORTLY. A COMBINATION OF STRONG WINDS...LOW RELATIVE HUMIDITY...AND DRY FUELS WILL CREATE EXTREME FIRE GROWTH POTENTIAL.

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What makes this man tick? Did he get it on with the Gatekeeper? Find that out and more on Friday.

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CUBS WILL FINISH LAST

SINCE THEY ARE TRASH

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